this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
In case no one told you today: you are a marvellous piece of the universe and this planet needs you on it.